For the past week my girlfriend went to China for some "dig out my chinese roots" thing with her family, up till now i'm still wondering who would actually wanna do that. Anyway after she left i've discovered how anti social and loner-ish i've become. It's not that noone asks me out (i got 4 invitations in 6 days, NO i'm NOT saying i'm popular), i'm just saying how dependent on her i've become since 16mths ago. It's this feeling of horrendous emptiness if i go out with other people when she's not there, worse since she's overseas and uncontactable. Is this some condition, some disorder? I'm an over possessive bastard, the chauvanist of all chauvanists. wonder what i'll do when she flies to America to study. Anyway i've heard recently from my dad, i think he was telling me this morning, that some woman was crapping in the aeroplane toilet, when she flushed it and promptly got stuck to the bowl. See the thing is she didn't wipe herself and stand up before she flushed. She just sat there as though she just shitted out eggs and FLUSHED. So she got stuck due to the suction of the flush, and had to sit on the bowl all the way till the plane landed. Wonder how she called for help. Not particularly looking for a job right now, though everyone seems to be. I was tantalized at working at the Marine Parade sam yick pet & aquarium store part time, but i think my mom was quite outraged that i'd rather clean other peoples fishtanks than my own. My aquarium dream has also fallen through, due to the fuckin' prom which costed me around 500 bucks (1 leather jacket and 1 green furry shirt thing from Zara's and 1 denim pants from Top Man, not forgetting the room at Ritz which is shared between only two people). Do you notice my paragraphs are really long. I've never ever paragraphed a summary before, not even for my GP. No wonder i fail so much...yadayadadadabaadfgaj. Recently i've been gripped by the natalie portman fever, after repeatedly watching Star Wars Episode One. Don't you think she's absolutely gorgeous? ok you don't think so. I may be catching Lord of the Rings tomorrow, perhaps i'll be infatuated with Arwen Evenstar for the next few weeks. I'm also moving house (again and again). Alvin thinks i owe some pathetic loanshark money so we have to keep moving. But you all know me, i think borrowing money is really really satanic. I'm noble and upright, and i don't spend outside my pocket money. I only borrow money when.....when... my girlfriend lends it to me. *sob* ok fine i owe her two hundred and sixty dollars and twenty cents. what's your point. you ain't no angel yourself!

Something of interest...
(no offence to anyone dumb enough to take offence)
Since 1996," hrothgar writes, "the Freedom From Religion Foundation has sponsored a Winter Solstice sign in the Wisconsin State Capitol building in Madison. The sign is a sort of anti-establishment-of-religion response to other religious decorations that grace the Capitol each year. It reads: "At this season of the Winter Solstice may reason prevail. There are no gods, no devils, no angels, no heaven or hell. There is only our natural world. Religion is but myth and superstition that hardens hearts and enslaves minds." "The sign stands in the Capitol rotunda, not far from an oversized menorah, near the site of an annual privately-funded nativity pageant, and a short stroll from the state Christmas tree on the Capitol's lawn. Or, rather, it used to. Last year, someone stole the FFRF's sign. This year, the FFRF replaced it, locked it down better, and added the commandment: 'Thou Shalt Not Steal.' That worked, kind of. This year, vandals defaced the sign, apparently spraying it with a corrosive chemical. FFRF founder Anne Gaylor was not pleased. 'This vandalism was certainly the work of a fanatical religionist who thinks the Capitol belongs only to believers at Christmas,' she said." I read this at Plastic. It tickles my mind, that they can be so liberal about it and nothing happens to them. I mean if i said something like that, a million people i know would be after my pants. ok maybe not just my pants, eh? Anyway! it's been a long day. We(i) here at peepeewerkz hope you've enjoyed our grand opening ceremony of one long post (mainly due to joanne for saying i always have no content), continue browsing!

P.S. Millie this is for you. CLICK ME HARDER

P.s.s. I just realized that blogger restricts the amount of words you can type in a post. I am shocked. But do i care? I'll just post it in the template. SEE IF BLOGSPOT CAN STOP ME. HAH.

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