Tuesday, December 24, 2002

[pEePeEdOg] you bitch
[i`chat] you bitch
[`pico] you bitches
[merc] what?
[balaclava] bitch.

woke up at 11am today and immediately started packing my room cause we're moving house. first time in my life i had no maid to help out. this sucks. had to clean all the cupboards myself, pack everything myself, carry so many boxes, esp the heavy ones since i'm the other "man" in the house. my dad shldn't carry heavy stuff or he'll hurt his back. As usual, we're moving further east, away away away from the clump of buildings they call town. Moving to EXPO, simei. Around there. After packing a whole lot of boxes and cartons, we decided to take my dog to the new place. The last time we moved he(my dog, scamper - King Charles Spaniel) was so nervous that he ran around like a retarded dog and fell into a drain. Dislocated his leg and had to amputate his leg. *GASP* ok no, he just had to undergo surgery to stuff his leg back into it's socket. This time we decided to bring him there earlier, to the new house, so he'll get used to it. I think he quite enjoyed it though, the car ride, the Macdonalds lunch, the rain, the ice cubes. I know i didn't. Had to hold him down the whole ride to our new house. bloody bugger slobbered all over me.
When i was there, i started unpacking the cartons and found out i still have alot of stupid toys such as the Star wars Hans Solo gun, many many trolls, "my little pony", She-Ra(uh..), transformers, monster truck, alot of childish boardgames, alot of not childish board games, hot wheels, home made soft toys with green-bean-base...and many other embarrassing things. Discovered scented love letters from my kindergarten girlfriends**... YES I'M SEXXXAAHHHHH =P!!!! i think i can sell some of these old stuff. i also found like lotsa lotsa money. monstly around 100 one cent coins. i found ten bucks in my old wallet. at this rate i won't be poor. what a way spending a beautiful christmas eve. But no matter, i don't particularly enjoy christmas. i'm neutral. i just like to see all the pretty lights and get all the pretty presents. I stopped buying presents after puberty. uhm. yes there is a connection. See i was a really nice little boy then but now i'm just some fucked up dude with fucked up hair. yes there is a connection.
a couple of my friends should be coming over later to have a dvd marathon. On the list are the four star wars episodes(1,4,5,6) and Lord of the Rings : The fellowship, Gladiator, Independence Day, ok i've watched them all about 5 times each but i'm just gonna humour my friends and sit through them again. My family won't be having any christmas celebration tonight... rather they're having it tomorrow. Continued below---> posted by shaun at 5:00 AM

Christmas lunch i expect.... i hate family gatherings. i'd rather stay at home and talk to you all. yeah. the joy. i'm getting all excited, aren't you? i hope people don't give me presents, i hope they give me money. MONEY! GAHHHHHH! RAWR!!!! money makes the world go round. if you don't believe that, you're a fucking pauper who'll fail in your future endeavours. You think love makes the world go round? my ass. if it did we won't have to eat or buy anything and just love "when we're hungry, love will keep us alive..". If love made the world go round, you'd find Saddam smelling daisies in america. You think health makes the world go round? my ass, -hole. If you're so freaking healthy but you have no place to go to, no food to eat, watcha gonna do? smoke weed? you fucking pauper. repeat after me. "i'm aye fook-in por-per".
I'm sorry i was so vulgar. Christmas blues. I need someone to wish me merry christmas and a happy new year quick. i'm turning into scrooge. Gotta run now, dinner is calling.

Merry christmas all!

Dear Santa, i really need hosting soon, blogspot gets on my nerves.

posted by shaun at 4:52 AM

Sunday, December 22, 2002
Something interesting..
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthfully slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember Psalm 129." The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129." Once again the priest apologized. "Sorry, Sister, but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a Bible and looked up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek; further up, you will find glory." Moral of the story: Always be well informed in your job, or you may miss a great opportunity.
i got this shit from ph8. It's actually quite interesting, some of the stories there, not that i'm into priests and nuns fornicating.

Since i've got practically nothing to do everyday for the next 4 months or so, i spend my days site hopping(my ambition is to visit every single webpage...ok i'm kidding), and frankly, i realized there are many many many many weird weird weird people people *cough* in this this world. WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME ME ME(!). Anyway, i recently happened/chanced/~~popped~~ upon many teenagers' websites like my own, and i realized webcams seem like the in thing now(like my fake cam on the right). So you ask yourself - is shaun mad? what's wrong with webcams?! Hey hey hey i'm not retarded or anything, yeah the necklace is really gorgeous but come now, who's looking at them? but i realized many of these pages are of young girls baring their soul. if you get what i mean. I mean who in the world would want to do that - this is so rhetorical. In my own words a few days back:
[pEePeEdOg] I STILL CANNOT COMPREHEND HOW 16 YEAR OLD GIRLS MAKE SUCH HTML INTENSIVE, SCRIPT DEMANDING HOMEPAGES WITH FLASHY FLASH INTROS AND ARE CAMGIRLS WITH LINKS TO PORNSITES BUT DECLARE THEY DON'T DO NUDES
[pEePeEdOg] there
]pEePeEdOg] i got it off my chest
See how traumatised i am by such things. I am such an innocent little boy. No, i'm not a male chauvinist pig, i'm just really amazed that so many young people, esp girls since they'd rather be shopping, are so well versed in html. Sometimes it cries me to sleep.

I caught Lord of the Rings : The Two Towers yesterday and i must say, it's a dang good movie. Personally i think the first one was better, as it doesn't fly around so much telling stories from gondor to mordor to rivendell. If i never read the book i'd be lost. Gollum was a technological marvel, he's really funny too. I think they should remove his ears though. i never liked ears. Please read on, there are no spoilers in this article. i can't believe they took out the scene of card captor sakura getting mauled by a really huge polar bear in antartica(!!!). Somehow as i watched Frodo and Sam journey on their journey to their destination and final goal of destroying their enemies(i'm trying to make this spoiler free), i suddenly get this shiver down my spine. hmm. what a big shiver. wonder why i shivered. then i realized. OH FOR THE GLORY OF MANKIND SAVE US! FRODO AND SAM ARE GAY!!! I swear it.

Gandalf :"I have discovered the truth from these old scrolls! Our Hobbit companions are GAY!"

Aragorn :"This Cannot be! We MUST stop them!"

Samwise :"what do we do dear frodo, they have discovered about...us."

Frodo :"we shall make our way to mordor sam, together! and bend the dark lord to our will! i'm sure he likes bondage. Haven't you heard the moans coming from his armoury? we may stop at Isengard first, Saruman has a long white dildo we can make use of"

Samwise :"but what about the ring and our quest? i'll follow you to the ends of the earth, and protect you with my strong arms. For the sake of the ring, and you."

Frodo :"we have better use for the ring, dear samwise. here let me put it on for you"

Samwise :"OH! it sure is tight. ooh!"

whatever the case, i sure did enjoy the movie! Peter Jackson, you're a god. You all should go catch it ASAP. BTW recently there seems to be green luminous dots on my ceiling. Two green dots. help me.

posted by shaun at 2:12 AM